Gonna be a bear!

In this life I am a woman, in my next life I would like to come back as a bear. Here's why ....

When you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months - I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat yourself stupid - I could definitely deal with that.

When you are a girl bear, you give birth to your children who are the size of a walnut, while you are sleeping and wake up to partially grown cute, cuddle cubs - I could deal with that too.

If you are a mama bear, everybody knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If the cubs get out of line, you swat them too - I could deal with that.

If you are a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling - I could deal with that.

If you are a bear, everybody EXPECTS you to have body hair and excess body fat -

Yup, gonna be a bear!!

- Moi

'twas a forward mail that I really liked.

Mood of the day: despondent
Song of the day: Na main dharmi, na hi adharmi

Quote of the day: "Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." - Calvin.